Animated Rainbow Nyan Cat
it was against the rules to get lyrics written out yesterday, but patrick was at the end of the line so i'm like, hey, might as well try, right?
me: could you write something out for me quick?
patrick: yeah yeah shhh c'mere shh super secret what's up
me: could you write "we're falling apart to half time?"
patrick: done!
my mom: that's against the rules, sarah!
patrick in this super deep super serious voice: you're going to jail, sarah.
Can we all just agree that if you leak nudes, whether it be a celebrities or just some person you know, that you’re an asshole

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

Patrick’s cute little foot tap

Fall Out Boy - Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?
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Penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insight

Or a fortune for your disaster

I’m just a painter but I’m drawing a blank

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs
could be gayer
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